

(Source: fuckyeahkathandkim)
Fandom: Bible
“Mary Magdalene walked down the aisle at the temple of Jerusalem (like she Beyonce in that video of her in those sexy knickers.) The crowd stood on amazed; the disciples nearly fell over because she had fucking lush tits; besides Judas who looked to the floor uneasy, and Peter who sluttiness. Jesus got hard just looking at her and he couldn’t wait to see her vajayjay since he had wanked loads over her.”
View Larger National Geographic April 1997
Ficus sumatrana
Also known as me meeting someone who laughs at my jokes.
(Source: haygirlhey)
You’re a wizard, Harry.
— Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
View Larger My assignment has been progressing rapidly in the past six hours.
I would go as far as saying that it was progressing in leaps and bounds actually.
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
I’ve been east and I’ve been west
I decided to put this world at rest
I’ve been up and I’ve been down
Nothing but evil all around